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人设有问题—(🚑)—女主(zhǔ(💞) )刚开(kāi )片(🖥)是个欠透的公主病(bì(🚎)ng )女,然后(hò(🛀)u )这个bitch刚到(🍲)男主家(jiā )住一(yī )天第(🏺)(dì )二天早(📅)上起床就(🐷)(jiù )会和(hé(🚁) )气的(de )说话了(➰)?难道男(🐊)主晚(wǎn )上(🔚)夜(yè )访给(🗄)她整舒服了(💼)🍺不(bú )痒(📅)了(le )公主病(🏟)就好了?(🗻)还有(yǒu )男主(🌽)(zhǔ )是个比(✊)吴京🐮的(🐪)圣母(mǔ ),我(🀄)(wǒ )真的没见过这个等(♿)级(jí )的瞎(🏓)(xiā )子,女主(🛫)这么丑也把(bǎ )他眼(yǎ(🎺)n )睛吸得死(🥧)死的——(🔔)也(yě )许是(shì )因为丫25了(🦆)还是个处(💪)男(nán )着急(💢)(jí )透🍺🐎破处?
"师匠(🥋)萌(méng )到爆(📔)(bào )啊~~~~"
3Iwasafraidofyou.Youaskedforsomethingthatconsumeswhileitburns,thatdestroyseverythingittouches.Ididn’twanttobedestroyed.
"小(🌮)清新,故事可(kě )以,对白(📦)(bái )不行,演(📌)技也一般(🔦),没有(yǒu )高(🌁)低起伏,看完(🌼)心如(rú )死(🗡)水(shuǐ ),感觉(🦀)原来我也(🐳)是可(kě )以去(🏗)(qù )做电影(🏺)→_→(开(🦐)个玩(wán )笑(🥕))"
"这片…
"囧(🍾)货"
"从小就(🥚)这(zhè )臭脾(🚲)(pí )气"
"丧心(🔔)病狂"
"不想说。"
"小姐(jiě )你(🌃)的熊掉了(🥤)……神啊(🍖)(ā )……"